Collection: The British Banter Tea Towel
Dry your dishes with a side of sass.
The British Banter Tea Towel Collection from Fable & Feather Home brings together classic UK humour, funny British sayings, and quirky kitchen charm. Each design pairs tongue-in-cheek one-liners with timeless illustrations — the kind that’ll have guests grinning while reaching for the bicky tin.
From “Stick the Kettle On, I’m Gaspin’” to “Do I Look Like I’m Your Skivvy?” and “Friday Night Chippy Tea,” every towel is a playful nod to British culture — perfect for anyone who loves a good chinwag and a laugh in the kitchen.
Made for kitchens that don’t take themselves too seriously, these funny British tea towels are equal parts functional and fabulous — perfect for gifting, giggling, and drying up with dignity.
✨ Designed in Canada. Inspired by British banter and quiet luxury.
