The British Banter Tea Towel

Dry your dishes with a side of sass. The British Banter Tea Towel Collection serves up classic UK humour, cheeky one-liners, and iconic illustrations that’ll have your guests chuckling while they reach for the bicky tin.

From “Stick the Kettle On, I’m Gaspin’” to “Sod the Diet”, each towel is a playful nod to British culture — whether you’re craving a chippy tea, throwing shade with a feather duster, or just celebrating your inner skivvy.

Made for kitchens that don’t take themselves too seriously, these towels are equal parts functional and fabulous — perfect for gifting, giggling, and drying up with dignity.