Stick the Kettle On, I’m Gaspin’.
Because everything feels a bit better after a proper brew.
This charming British tea towel captures the sacred national ritual of solving life’s problems with a cuppa. Featuring a vibrant red kettle and a cheeky phrase your nan would absolutely approve of, it’s perfect for tea lovers, biscuit dunkers, and kitchen comedians alike.
Made from super-soft, absorbent microfiber, it’s practical, stylish, and just the right amount of sassy. Whether you’re drying the dishes or hanging it for show, this towel brings humour and charm to any kitchen.
Details
♦ Material: 100% microfiber (ultra-soft and absorbent)
♦ Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
♦ Weight: Approx. 80 g (0.08 kg)
♦ Print: Full-colour illustration with cheeky British quote
♦ Care: Machine washable and quick-drying
♦ Design: Created in Canada with a wink of British humour
♦ Logo: Includes the Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline — A Quiet Kind of Luxury
Wholesale Inquiries Welcome
We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded POS materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com
Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.