Posh Kitchen Gift – “Oh Crikey, Is That the Supermarket Olive Oil?

Oh Crikey — Is That the Supermarket Olive Oil?
What’s next — tinned tomatoes?

This unapologetically posh British tea towel pokes fun at culinary snobbery in the most delightful way. Featuring an illustration of a scandalous bottle of supermarket-brand olive oil, it’s made for those who wouldn’t dare drizzle anything less than single-origin, cold-pressed, Sicilian perfection.

Soft, absorbent, and full of cheek, this funny kitchen towel is perfect for kitchens that care deeply about ingredients — and appearances. It’s an ideal gift for food snobs, pantry purists, or anyone who reacts to olive-oil labels like they’ve seen a ghost.

Details

♦ Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)
♦ Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
♦ Weight: Approx. 80 g (0.08 kg)
♦ Print: Full-colour illustration with posh British quote
♦ Care: Machine washable
♦ Design: Created in Canada, inspired by British wit and quiet luxury
♦ Logo: Features the Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline — A Quiet Kind of Luxury

Wholesale Inquiries Welcome

We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded POS materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com

Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.