Oh Crikey, Is That the Supermarket Olive Oil?
What’s next — tinned tomatoes?
This unapologetically posh tea towel pokes fun at culinary snobbery in the best way. Featuring an illustration of a scandalous bottle of supermarket-brand olive oil, it’s made for those who wouldn’t dare drizzle anything less than single-origin, cold-pressed, Sicilian perfection.
Soft, absorbent, and full of cheek, this microfiber towel is perfect for kitchens that care deeply about ingredients — and appearances. An ideal gift for food snobs, pantry purists, or anyone who reacts to olive oil labels like they’ve seen a ghost.
Details:
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Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)
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Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
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Weight: Approx. 80g (0.08 kg)
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Full-colour illustration with posh quote
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Machine washable
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Designed in Canada
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Features Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline:
A Quiet Kind of Luxury
Wholesale Inquiries Welcome
We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded point-of-sale materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com
Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.
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