What makes Fable & Feather Home unique?

We create luxury British-inspired homewares with playful charm and premium quality, from tea towels and candles to leather goods and fragrances.

We ship across Canada, the U.S., and select international locations. Orders are processed in 2–3 business days, with tracking provided.

What is your return policy?

Returns are accepted within 7 days for unused, unopened items. Opened fragrances, candles, and pet treats are non-returnable.

Are your tea towels machine washable?

Yes! All Fable & Feather tea towels are machine washable and designed to stay soft and vibrant.

Do you offer leather goods or cigar accessories?

Yes! Our collection includes premium leather cases, watch rolls, and cigar accessories designed for luxury and lasting quality.

Do you sell diffusers and oils?

Yes! Our Veloura diffusers and luxury diffuser oils bring hotel-inspired scents into your home for a lasting fragrance experience.

What makes your diffusers and oils different?

Our Veloura diffusers pair with luxury-grade oils crafted from premium fragrance blends. The scents are hotel-inspired, long-lasting, and true-to-life — designed to fill your home with an authentic, elevated aroma you won’t find anywhere else.

What’s special about your tea towels?

Our tea towels are quirky, fun, and full of British banter — blending posh charm with cheeky wit. Each design is exclusive to Fable & Feather Home and proudly designed in Canada.

What makes your mugs unique?

Our ceramic double‑walled mugs feature exclusive British banter quotes — cheeky, witty, and fun. They’re perfect for gifting or elevating your daily cuppa.

Are your tea towels and mugs gift-worthy?

Absolutely! With quirky designs and exclusive quotes, our tea towels and mugs make the perfect British-inspired gifts for any occasion.

Funny British tea towel with Victoria sponge and chocolate illustration — Fable & Feather Home.

Funny British tea towel with bold text ‘Sod the Diet’ and illustration of a Victoria sponge cake with chocolate bar wrappers. Designed by Fable & Feather Home.

Fable & Feather Home tea towel with belly band packaging – Sod the Diet design on marble background.

Sod the Diet – The Cheeky British Tea Towel

Video showing British Banter Tea Towel Sod The Diet Tea Towel Close Up

Sod the Diet – The Cheeky British Tea Towel

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Sod the Diet.

This tea towel isn’t here to judge — it’s here to tempt. Featuring a decadent Victoria sponge, a trio of cheeky chocolate bars, and a full-on sugar celebration, it’s for dessert dodgers who’ve officially thrown in the towel (quite literally).

Crafted from soft, absorbent microfiber and designed with a touch of British banter, it makes the perfect gift for cake lovers, kitchen rebels, or anyone who’s ever said “just one slice” — and meant three.

Details

♦ Material: 100% microfiber (ultra-soft and absorbent)
♦ Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
♦ Weight: Approx. 80 g (0.08 kg)
♦ Print: Full-colour illustration with cheeky British quote
♦ Care: Machine washable
♦ Design: Created in Canada with British flair
♦ Logo: Features Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline — A Quiet Kind of Luxury

Wholesale Inquiries Welcome

We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded POS materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com

Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.

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Sod the Diet – The Cheeky British Tea Towel