Funny Posh Tea Towel – “Heavens, We’re Out of Saffron Again!”

Heavens, We’re Out of Saffron Again!
An absolute tragedy in the pantry — and clearly someone’s fault.

This fabulously posh British tea towel captures the spirit of culinary melodrama. Illustrated with luxurious kitchen touches and a subtle sense of entitlement, it’s perfect for anyone who shops exclusively in the “imported spices” aisle or has ever said “I simply can’t cook without it.”

Printed on ultra-soft microfiber, it’s a dramatic statement piece for kitchens that demand flair. A must-have for hosts with taste — or that one friend who turns every dinner party into a performance.

Details

♦ Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)
♦ Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
♦ Weight: Approx. 80 g (0.08 kg)
♦ Print: Full-colour illustration with posh British quote
♦ Care: Machine washable
♦ Design: Created in Canada, inspired by British wit and quiet luxury
♦ Logo: Features the Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline — A Quiet Kind of Luxury

Wholesale Inquiries Welcome

We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded POS materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com

Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.