Heavens, We’re Out of Saffron Again! – Tea Towel

Heavens, We’re Out of Saffron Again!
An absolute tragedy in the pantry — and clearly someone’s fault.

This fabulously posh tea towel captures the spirit of culinary melodrama. Illustrated with luxurious kitchen touches and a subtle sense of entitlement, it’s perfect for anyone who shops exclusively in the “imported spices” aisle or has ever said “I simply can’t cook without it.”

Printed on ultra-soft microfiber, it’s a dramatic statement piece for kitchens that deserve flair. A must-have for hosts with taste, or for that one friend who turns a dinner party into a performance.

      Details:

• Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)

• Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)

• Weight: Approx. 80g (0.08 kg)

• Full-colour illustration with posh quote

• Machine washable

• Designed in Canada

• Features Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline:
  A Quiet Kind of Luxury

Wholesale Inquiries Welcome
We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded point-of-sale materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com

Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.