It’s All Gone Pear-Shaped – Tea Towel

It’s All Gone Pear-Shaped.
The gravy’s curdled, the roast is burnt, and someone’s dropped the trifle — again.

This brilliantly British tea towel captures the chaos of a Sunday gone sideways. With a full-colour illustration of a culinary disaster (pear included, naturally), it’s a cheeky tribute to the times things don’t quite go to plan — but you carry on anyway, with a smirk and a glass of something strong.

Made from ultra-soft, absorbent microfiber, it’s ideal for rescuing kitchen catastrophes (or just mopping up the aftermath). A great gift for home cooks, roast lovers, or anyone who’s ever muttered this phrase mid-meltdown.

      Details:

• Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)

• Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)

• Weight: Approx. 80g (0.08 kg)

• Full-colour illustration with British quote

• Machine washable

• Designed in Canada

• Features Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline:
  A Quiet Kind of Luxury

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Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.