Pear-Shaped – The Cheeky British Tea Towel

It’s All Gone Pear-Shaped.
The gravy’s curdled, the roast is burnt, and someone’s dropped the trifle — again.

This brilliantly British tea towel captures the chaos of a Sunday gone sideways. With a full-colour illustration of a culinary disaster (pear included, naturally), it’s a cheeky tribute to those moments when things don’t go to plan — but you carry on anyway, with a smirk and a glass of something strong.

Made from ultra-soft, absorbent microfiber, it’s ideal for rescuing kitchen catastrophes (or just mopping up the aftermath). A great gift for home cooks, roast lovers, or anyone who’s ever muttered this phrase mid-meltdown.

Details

♦ Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)
♦ Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
♦ Weight: Approx. 80 g (0.08 kg)
♦ Print: Full-colour illustration with classic British quote
♦ Care: Machine washable
♦ Design: Created in Canada, inspired by British banter
♦ Logo: Features the Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline — A Quiet Kind of Luxury

Wholesale Inquiries Welcome

We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded POS materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com

Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.