Funny British Tea Towel – “Is This the One Called Aubergine?

Is This the One Called Aubergine?
Because the produce section can be terribly confusing, darling.

This gloriously posh British tea towel brings a touch of clueless luxury to your kitchen. Featuring a charmingly elegant figure and a very questionable grasp of vegetables, it’s a wink at those who may not know what’s for dinner — but do expect it plated beautifully.

Crafted from premium microfiber with a full-colour illustration, it’s a fabulous gift for food lovers, entertainers, or that one friend who thinks a butternut squash is a flower. Classy, cheeky, and unapologetically extra.

Details

♦ Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)
♦ Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
♦ Weight: Approx. 80 g (0.08 kg)
♦ Print: Full-colour illustration with posh British quote
♦ Care: Machine washable
♦ Design: Created in Canada, inspired by British wit and quiet luxury
♦ Logo: Features the Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline — A Quiet Kind of Luxury

Wholesale Inquiries Welcome

We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded POS materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com

Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.