Champers & Canapés – The Posh British Tea Towel

Champers and Canapés in the Conservatory, Darling.
Because why have a kitchen when you can host from the conservatory?

This delightfully posh British tea towel captures the charm (and just a touch of absurdity) of high-society hosting. With illustrated bubbles, bite-sized canapés, and a clinking glass of something sparkling, it’s made for those who prefer their snacks miniature and their gossip scandalous.

Crafted from ultra-soft, absorbent microfiber, this towel is the ideal gift for the hostess who owns at least one champagne flute per guest — or for anyone who appreciates a bit of refined silliness with their chores.

Details

♦ Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)
♦ Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
♦ Weight: Approx. 80 g (0.08 kg)
♦ Print: Full-colour illustration with posh British quote
♦ Care: Machine washable
♦ Design: Created in Canada, inspired by British wit and quiet luxury
♦ Logo: Includes the Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline — A Quiet Kind of Luxury

Wholesale Inquiries Welcome

We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded POS materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com

Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.