Oh Goodness, Reginald — Is That Spaghetti Hoops in the Royal Doultington?
You absolute savage.
There’s posh — and then there’s posh with standards. This brilliantly cheeky British tea towel captures the moment a national treasure (spaghetti hoops) meets a family heirloom (bone china), and all culinary dignity goes out the window.
Truth is, in every British household, no matter how well-stocked or how middle-class, there’s always a tin of spaghetti hoops lurking at the back of the cupboard — usually behind the chickpeas no one uses. It’s tradition. It’s survival. It’s practically Corrie canon.
Made from ultra-soft microfiber and printed in full colour, this towel is perfect for hoop hoarders, posh pretenders, and anyone who’s ever said “Just open the tin, Reginald — I’m starving.”
Details
♦ Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)
♦ Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
♦ Weight: Approx. 80 g (0.08 kg)
♦ Print: Full-colour illustration with brilliantly British quote
♦ Care: Machine washable
♦ Design: Created in Canada, inspired by British banter
♦ Logo: Features the Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline — A Quiet Kind of Luxury
Wholesale Inquiries Welcome
We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded POS materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com
Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.