Oh Goodness, Reginald, Is That Spaghetti Hoops in the Royal Doultington?
You absolute savage.
There’s posh — and then there’s posh with standards. This brilliantly cheeky tea towel captures the moment a national treasure (spaghetti hoops) meets a family heirloom (bone china), and all culinary dignity goes out the window.
Truth is, in every British household, no matter how well-stocked or how middle-class, there’s always a tin of spaghetti hoops lurking at the back of the cupboard — usually behind the chickpeas no one uses. It’s tradition. It's survival. It's practically Corrie canon.
Made from ultra-soft microfiber and printed in full colour, this tea towel is perfect for hoop hoarders, posh pretenders, and anyone who’s ever said “just open the tin, Reginald, I’m starving.”
Details:
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Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)
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Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
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Weight: Approx. 80g (0.08 kg)
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Full-colour illustration with brilliantly British quote
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Machine washable
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Designed in Canada
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Features Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline:
A Quiet Kind of Luxury
Wholesale Inquiries Welcome
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For wholesale pricing and branded point-of-sale materials, please get in touch:
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Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.
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