Do I Look Like I’m Your Skivvy?
A gentle reminder that this kitchen isn’t a hotel — and you’re not the maid.
With its bold blue washing-up gloves and a splash of cheeky British sarcasm, this towel is for every overworked, under-thanked domestic goddess (or god) who’s had enough. Equal parts posh and passive-aggressive, it brings both attitude and charm to your kitchen.
Crafted from ultra-soft, absorbent microfiber, this tea towel is as practical as it is punchy. A perfect gift for that one friend who does everything — or for yourself, obviously.
Details
♦ Material: 100% microfiber (soft-touch & absorbent)
♦ Size: 15.8 in × 23.6 in (40 cm × 60 cm)
♦ Weight: Approx. 80 g (0.08 kg)
♦ Print: Full-colour illustration with cheeky British quote
♦ Care: Machine washable
♦ Design: Created in Canada, inspired by British banter
♦ Logo: Features the Fable & Feather Home logo and strapline — A Quiet Kind of Luxury
Wholesale Inquiries Welcome
We proudly supply Canadian boutiques, homeware shops, and cheeky gift curators.
For wholesale pricing and branded POS materials, please get in touch:
📧 info@fableandfeatherhome.com
Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.