Funny British tea towel with bold text ‘Sod the Diet’ and illustration of a Victoria sponge cake with chocolate bar wrappers. Designed by Fable & Feather Home. White tea towel with Sod the Diet text and Victoria sponge cake illustration on marble background. Fable & Feather Home tea towel with belly band packaging – Sod the Diet design on marble background. Sod the Diet – Tea Towel Sod the Diet – Tea Towel.

Sod the Diet – Tea Towel

Sod the Diet – Tea Towel

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Sod the Diet.

This tea towel isn’t here to judge — it’s here to tempt. Featuring a decadent Victoria sponge, a trio of naughty chocolate bars, and a full-on sugar celebration, this one’s for the dessert dodgers who’ve thrown in the towel (quite literally).

Crafted from soft, absorbent microfiber and designed with a touch of British banter, this towel makes the perfect gift for cake lovers, kitchen rebels, or anyone who’s ever said “just one slice” — and meant three.

Details:

  • 100% microfiber (ultra-soft and absorbent)

  • Measures 40 cm × 60 cm (15.8 in × 23.6 in)

  • Features a full-colour illustration and cheeky quote

  • Machine washable

  • Designed in Canada with British flair

  • Logo and strapline at the bottom: Fable & Feather Home – A Quiet Kind of Luxury

Each order arrives beautifully wrapped in our signature F&F Home packaging — complete with logo-stamped tissue paper, branded stickers, and care.

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